“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
(Source: daenarystargaryen)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
Josh and Jennifer + Squidward
aka Liam the third wheel
“The mind and heart go to interesting places when under the influence of alcohol. Places you may not have expected, emotions you may usually ignore.”
“And in that moment, he realized this was exactly what he’d been searching for all along, yet never knew could exist, until that moment. He was happy. The years of uncertainty. The nights of loneliness. The reckless decisions. The irrational moments of fleeting triumph. It all made sense now. And from the vanish point of retrospect, all seemed necessary, so that he could be exactly where he was, happy. We’ll all get there.” - Philip Wang
(Source: weschans)
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
(Source: officialsubway)
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
(Source: idgafimawesome)
(Source: changeapproved)
…why? lolSo then I can buy clothes, take off the tags, wear them for about a month, use the tag gun to put the tags back on and then return them and get my money back. Lmao.

(Source: y0ung--d0pe--pr0ud)